Bad Dragon Dildo Baron Review

Pleasure Toy Review

Pleasure toy details

Shipping: I received mine personally at the BeDaring meeting. However, delivery from BeDaring has usually been very fast and discreet. They only ship within Australia though. 

Package: The bad dragon was stored in a plastic bag with the bad dragon logo on it. It was clear and see through on one side and black covered on the other side. It was sticked together/sealed. 

Manufacture: Genuine Bad Dragon – BeDaring is the only online adult store in Australia selling them.

What is it?: The Bad Dragon Baron is a dildo. A dildo for more experienced players. I wouldn’t suggest it to a beginner. If you havn’t played with big toys before, choose other toys to build up to this point. 

Material: Mr. Baron is made of 100% premium silicone (love that), which makes it a body safe material pleasure toy. Its firmness is medium. He weighs 1.68kg.

Measurements: Its size is declared as medium – which I find questionable, because it is huge. But then again, I have seen way bigger one than Mr Baron. So, I guess it depends from which perspective you look at it. If you are a very well experienced big toy player, you might agree that Mr Baron is medium. Personally, Mr Baron is huge for me. It is my biggest toy to date. I measured: 10inch long, with about 8inch max to be inserted. At his widest part, which is his big huge head he is 10inch around, 3.3inch width. I know right!! Huge!

Functions: It is a dildo without any vibration. You can use Mr Baron for vaginal pleasure or for butt play (if you are super keen on it), because it got a base. Again, this is not a beginner toy. It can be enjoyed by any gender. 

Noise: The toy doesn’t really make a noise, but you probably will haha. Well, I did. And you might hear some very sensual wet sliding in and out noises.. as it’s tight.

Charging: Not required. 

Care: Mr Baron is fully waterproof. You can clean it with mild soapy warm water and let it air dry or use a certain cloth to dry or you can use a compatible toy cleaner. Always clean your toys before and after use & as often as you need to in between. This is important for your own safety and to get the most out of the toys. It is very easy to clean. You can also sterilise full silicone toys by boiling them in water in the pot on the stove. Some also clean their silicone dildos in the dishwasher. Always make sure you use the right method for the material of the toy.

Storage: This one didn’t come with a storage bag, except the plastic one it was in. It is best to store it in a dry and dark place, not touching other toys preferably. 

Lube: Due to the fact that it is made from silicone, water-based lube is highly recommended, and I mean lots of it. Because of its size and the tight fit, use lots of lube to make this a sliding experience. This will also reduce the risk of any tears. And if you use him back door, most definitely more lube, because the back door doesn’t self-lubricate. 

My experience review

Oh my…. When BeDaring asked me what kind of toy I would like to review next from their range, Mr. Baron was one of my suggestions & I hoped they would choose him. I got very curious about him when I saw him online. As you might know from one of my very early toy reviews, I had one called Mr. big & thick. I had to throw him out due to its material. I knew I needed to get my hands on a new big dildo & I have had heard a lot of positive feedback & suggestions to get a Bad Dragon. Finally, I have one! Why did I choose him and not another of the bad dragons? Because I loved what I saw. The big massive head (I love a big head) and the textures, that massive vein and that perfect curve, plus in my favourite colours red and black. I knew it needed to be him. And that girth… oh my! Definitely my biggest toy to date. 

Was I nervous? Yeah, a little bit. I wasn’t sure if I would be able to fit him in. But I was also super excited! I love to experiment, and challenge myself. Stepping outside that comfort zone.. 

If you don’t know, I love fisting. So, I do love to be filled out completely (sometimes, not all the time). Its similar with all other pleasures. I don’t crave all pleasures every day. I love back door, sometimes sensation and sensory play, impact, fisting, big toys, little toys… I love the variety, but not everything every single day. 

I only had one date with him so far. I don’t know, when I will have my next one with him, yet. Usually, I have a few dates with my pleasure toys, before I do the review, just so I can get to know my toys. 

But, because I’m definitely not ready for Mr Baron every day, I thought I will do the review now and add on as I go & explore him more when I’m in the kinky mood for him. 

Our date was special. I took my time to explore him. I used a lot of water-based lube to make it a great sliding experience. The head is the biggest part and it took me a little while to get it in. Once that was in, we were in for a good time. Similar to the fisting, where the part with the knuckles is the widest part. Once the fist is in, it’s so powerful. Mr Baron has 3 more wide parts on him, that I felt every time. Mr Baron is definitely intense and a very tight fit.

I got him in to about 5.5inch I would say. I enjoyed him more riding reverse cowgirl than front I have to admit. In that position, I was able to feel the curve best. 

Probably the only thing I can mention here is that I would have loved to have a suction cup or something to make him stick better to the flooring. Due to the tight fit, when I jumped up and down, he jumped with me, instead of staying in place. I had to either hold him in place or correct my position a few times. That’s why I love suction cup silicone dildos – they stay in place and I can just go wild on them. 

Other than that – Oh my! Very keen to see how our next date will play out, now that I got to know him a little more and will know what to expect, I can ease into it better next time. Would definitely not recommend Mr Baron to a beginner, its a more experiences big toy. 

“It’s like throwing a hotdog down the hallway”, a comment I received quite a few times, when I posted Mr Baron on my social media. A statement I have never heard before, but I got it explained by someone. Will my vagina be forever loose or be stretched out from using big toys? NO! The vagina is an elastic canal made up of muscle and ligaments that connect the internal reproductive organs to the vulva. Vaginas are super stretchy, when sexually aroused or when they have to give birth. After being stretched out (eg. playing with big toys, big penises or fists/hands) they will return back to its normal state. I have days when two fingers inside of me feel super tight. When I’m in the right kinky mood, sexually aroused ++ my vulva swells and my vagina opens up for more. 

Those comments come from people either not being educated enough (hence why I’m writing this here to help you understand) or because these people like to shame other people for having and enjoying big toys or they feel intimidated. 

We all have different kinks and likes – don’t yuck someone else’s yum. Do what makes you happy as long as you don’t hurt anyone else with it.  

Costs

You can get yours from BeDaring for about $259 (AUS) with free shipping (above $69) – use code TRISHA to save. This makes it not necessarily an affordable dildo, however, given the quality, features and its size – it’s well worth it. They only deliver within Australia though. If you are outside Australia, you could order it directly from Genuine Bad Dragon or another distributer, using one of the codes here.

Edit

I have noticed some tearing of the silicone on the front bottom part after the recording of the review. He was only used once, used appropriate cleaning material and stored appropriately. I contacted BeDaring and manufacturer & no other issues have been reported with Baron. The small tear hasn’t grown further. 

2. Date!!

OMG I had my second date with Mr Baron & it was AMAZING! This time was so much smoother & easier. I strongly believe because I knew what to expect this time, I was able to ease into it better. I was able to ride more and also insert more of Mr Baron. I was able to insert him fully and pull back out fully multiple times, meaning I felt every textured bit of Mr Baron. Again, he is not a beginner toy & I recommend to prep to build up for him & use a lot of lube. My second date will also be available at Pleasuretoyqueen

Update: Baron and Jason will be my biggest toys and are my limits in size.

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